clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
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Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
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we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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