Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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