The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
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