the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
Randomize
