So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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