omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
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Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
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Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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