Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
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I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
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His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Never joke about your clitoris.
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