p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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