He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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