he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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