Taylor Swift is so right about you.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
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I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
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Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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