Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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