Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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