You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
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gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
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Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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