I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
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