need another drink. this is the easiest way
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
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