She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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