an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
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They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
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When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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