make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize
