it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
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HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
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Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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