I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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