She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Fuck appropriateness.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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