i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I will pee on everything he values.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
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