It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Just cropdusted the office
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
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I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
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I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Randomize