Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
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Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
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Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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