I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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