You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Operation Purity has been aborted
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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