I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I booty called her while she was in labor.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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