I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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