Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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