You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
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