I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
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watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
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Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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