The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Randomize
