Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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