This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
When did angry sex become our thing?
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I could fuck to npr.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
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