how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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