seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
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The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
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It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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