I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
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You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
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Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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