hell yes lets make some ravioli
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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