I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
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The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
You are a booty call, not a friend.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
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It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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