Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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