Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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