Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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