i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
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she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
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I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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