the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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