Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
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Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
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Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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