More tranny stories later!
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
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