Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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