i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
As shirtless as possible
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
My penis needs a shock collar
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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