The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
so let's talk penis.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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