I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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