That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
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