Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
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Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
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Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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